Elsie the inflatable Cow
Inflatable cow that actually makes a 'mooo' sound. Includes rear entry opening. Includes samples of spanish fly and lube.
Made from vinyl
What our customers said about Elsie the inflatable Cow:
"I LOVED THIS THING! Really did the trick...but if you can get a real cow, go to town, my friend. However, for those who are just curious and don't have any cows available, this is good too."
Rating: 5/5
"I don't know what that other guy was talking about, this product seemed interesting at first, but got old quick. The mooing sound doesn't work very well either. I say find a nice farmer that will lend you one of his cows, if that's your thing."
Rating: 2/5
"This is it boys. I stocked up on these so I can get laid by a cow but still get a special feeling from each one. I wish everyone in the world got one for free and the world would be a better place. Peace and love in Christ y'all... Late"
Rating: 5/5
"SWEET........best bit of beef i have ever had. and the free lube made it so much more smoother for an easy ride."
Rating: 5/5
"Exellent! this cow is so amazing...I also have 'Little Daisy cow' who 'moos' as you screw her cunt with no need to tip her upside down. For a really creamy experience, just pour some milk or cream into her vagina and make love to her then, and it will feel like heaven. And when you climax, your cum will mix with her milk/cream and you will cry out in extasy along with your Bovine lover."
Rating: 5/5
"Very nice. I enjoyed her deep pussy and her 'orgasms' which made me cum quickly."
Rating: 5/5
"it was a great product but it is hard to fuck unless you lube it up only good if you have a 6inch or less dick i have a 8 inch and 2 inchs were out in the open"
Rating: 5/5
"oh man, who fucks a cow? who wants to fuck a cow? lets be serious, a cow? personally i like real woman pussy, nice and tight, and not large and bovine, you are some sick fucks"
Rating: 5/5
"Great fuck......I love to ram her like a prison bitch and listen to her moan with a authentic bovine orgasm."
Rating: 5/5
"I love this cow. I pound her pussy every night before bed. You need to lube up but it sure is a wonderful ride."
Rating: 5/5
"Wow!!!! This cow is fucking amazing!! I dumped my chick two days later... I'll never go back!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
Rating: 5/5
"I love me some cow ass. There is no better feeling than pounding this magnificent piece of inflatable beef in the ass while eating a fat greasy cheeseburger. WOW!"
Rating: 5/5
"this was great I bought a dozen of these and me n some of my friends spend weeks in the garage go elsie go"
Rating: 5/5
"i tell you whut, i went up in this here cow and she was justa mooin an a hollerin and tell you what, i busted me off a but nut in there there butthole. YEEEE-HAAAWWWW"
Rating: 5/5
"Elsie is probally the best lay I ever had.I fuck her every night,dip my 4' manhood into this barn yard slut and I go crazy,she goes crazy ,My elsie ,She's the best."
Rating: 5/5


